When I was in my early 20s Tinder/Hinge were absolutely popping off. I met with a girl for dinner. We talked about if it went well we would go back to my place and hook up. It did and we ended up in my bed. She started touching me and said “oooooo so big”. I immediately started laughing which made her laugh. I’m fine, but I do not have a big dick, she and I both knew that. We laughed about it more and she said she was just trying to be nice. Ended up being one of the more funny sexual encounters I had.

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    1 month ago

    They couldnt open them because they were drunk. They couldnt open them because they made a complicated one they forgot how to solve open.

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      1 month ago

      I want to make sure to mention, I’m not trying to be a dick. But an “emergency exit” is really important for such cases. It turned out fine, but if you’d had an emergency in the night, you’d have been in a real precarious situation.