• unitedwithme@lemmy.today
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    9 hours ago

    I’VE GOT IT!!!

    He just needs to run for president to keep him out of jail! Worked for the last guy, didn’t it?!

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      9 hours ago

      That’s… actually a remarkable idea. Eugene Debs ran for President from prison in 1920, after he was convicted of sedition.

      Do I think Luigi would make a good President? I have no clue, but he certainly couldn’t be a worse one than Trump. Magione now has international name recognition, and is rapidly becoming our era’s Robin Hood. While I’m not certain he’d win, it would send an incredible message to the healthcare industry, and the billionaire class at large. He has the potential to become the figurehead of a revolutionary movement. It certainly would make the 2028 bingo card spicy, that’s for sure.

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          “You think everyone should have health care, right? So do I. You think corporate greed and political corruption is ruining this country? I agree. I promise to solve those problems, and you’ve seen my resume. Vote Luigi for President, and we can take the rest of them down together.”