Ted Cruz condemned for doing Ted Cruz shit
Taking Ivermectin during pregnancy makes the baby immune from disease
/s
Jumping off a bridge during pregnancy makes the baby immune to fall damage.
/s
Eating raccoon dick during pregnancy gives the baby the ability to command them.
/s
Eating moon cheese gives you a space baby.
No s this time. It’s the truth.
Hey @tedcruz@twitter.com, 9/11 anniversery is coming up, you got your porn planned for the day? New genre, or will it be stepfamily porn again?
Oof. Dude is lookin’ … rough.
True but even at his best he looked like a fat Eddie Munster, or ugly Wolverine
“Condemned”. Is that stronger or weaker than “slammed”?
Depends how religious you are, I guess 🤷🏻
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Ted Cruz is nothing but bunk
“condemned” means nothing actually happened afterword.
GO BACK TO YOUR COFFIN, GRANDPA MUNSTER! YOUR VAUDEVILLIAN ANTICS ARE WORRISOME!
I thought he was dead
McCain deserved that miscarriage. Hope it hurt. Must not have seen how bad a Covid infection fucks up a placenta because she’d shut the fuck up if she did.
