Ted Cruz condemned for doing Ted Cruz shit
Hey @tedcruz@twitter.com, 9/11 anniversery is coming up, you got your porn planned for the day? New genre, or will it be stepfamily porn again?
Taking Ivermectin during pregnancy makes the baby immune from disease
/s
Jumping off a bridge during pregnancy makes the baby immune to fall damage.
/s
Eating raccoon dick during pregnancy gives the baby the ability to command them.
/s
Eating moon cheese gives you a space baby.
No s this time. It’s the truth.
Oof. Dude is lookin’ … rough.
True but even at his best he looked like a fat Eddie Munster, or ugly Wolverine
“Condemned”. Is that stronger or weaker than “slammed”?
Depends how religious you are, I guess 🤷🏻
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Ted Cruz is nothing but bunk
“condemned” means nothing actually happened afterword.
GO BACK TO YOUR COFFIN, GRANDPA MUNSTER! YOUR VAUDEVILLIAN ANTICS ARE WORRISOME!
I thought he was dead
McCain deserved that miscarriage. Hope it hurt. Must not have seen how bad a Covid infection fucks up a placenta because she’d shut the fuck up if she did.
