• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 years ago

    Maybe he just thinks he had an affair with her because he daydreamed while he was schlackin’ it on the toilet. Who knows what’s going on in that diseased brain at this point.

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      2 years ago

      You broke my magic streak of never having had a mental picture of trump masturbating. I didn’t know how special that was until it was gone, and now I want it back.

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        2 years ago

        Don’t sweat it, he probably smacked his stubby little pud around until getting so frustrated by his erectile dysfunction he angry posted to social media about how he won the debate.

        His little Cheeto shaped pud.