• Techno-rat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    10 hours ago

    Rumor has it that he tried to get a penis enlargement surgery, which failed, resulting in his need to 1) eternally prove his manhood to the world in other ways 2) artificially inseminate all the women that has birthed their 14 children.

    Second one is verifiable, rest is more vague. Can’t personally attest to the truthfulness of the botched penis surgery, but he sure acts like a dude with a astronomical inferiority complex.

    Also, typing that thing about his 14 children made me do a double take. Bros trying to start a fucking dynasty. The musk clan shudder