He’s going to test each soldier personally, especially the manliest ones, by cupping their balls and judging the weight.
RFK, Jr. taught them all to do it. He’s been doing it for his friends for years, and he showed them all how to do it in a raucous late night meeting in the Oval Office, where they could all practice on each other. Stephen “PeeWee Himmler” Miller had remarkably tiny balls, and they all roasted him until he cried. It was hilarious!
He’s going to test each soldier personally, especially the manliest ones, by cupping their balls and judging the weight.
RFK, Jr. taught them all to do it. He’s been doing it for his friends for years, and he showed them all how to do it in a raucous late night meeting in the Oval Office, where they could all practice on each other. Stephen “PeeWee Himmler” Miller had remarkably tiny balls, and they all roasted him until he cried. It was hilarious!
Good times, good times…
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