if we only went backward to phrenology… can you imagine all the fatty puss filled beta shitbag regions we’d have suspected was “his problem” after dissection. I can’t even imagine actual peanut butter and gravy just spewing out of his “area for well manners”.

i certainly can’t picture them examining his “morality tissue area” and finding like a worm with a cigarette in its mouth.

Who fucking knows but man that’d have been a good gig. Just scooping parts of bullshit right out.