Meta CTO reports employee morale is near historic lows, prompting leadership to propose boosting workplace snack budgets

sanitation@lemmy.today · 4 hours ago

YourAvgMortal@lemmy.world · 49 minutes ago

“The 30 minute pizza party will be deducted from your weekly budget of 60 minutes without AI monitoring”

👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 hours ago

Your pizza party has 6.2 minutes remaining, continue merriment for the prescribed time.

paraphrand@lemmy.world · edit-2 2 hours ago

This is a Lemmy post for a digg post for a poly market post on Twitter?

What the heck is going on.

thisbenzingring@lemmy.today · 1 hour ago

the circle jerk is real, find your place and I hope you have a strong grip

embed_me@programming.dev · 2 hours ago

Let them eat cake

OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 hours ago

Have they tried throwing in a Little Caesars pizza party?

Hot 'n Ready, bitches!

unitedwithme@lemmy.today · 4 hours ago

Dude this isn’t kindergarten. Talk about deaf ears!

Jeena@piefed.jeena.net · 4 hours ago

This is so funny

mPony@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago

The Rich.