The agency said a Mexican immigrant driving a van tried to ram agents before they shot him dead. A lawyer for three passengers said that was untrue.
The agency said a Mexican immigrant driving a van tried to ram agents before they shot him dead. A lawyer for three passengers said that was untrue.
Stand in front of car
Shoot driver when they try to drive away
“Violent extremist attempts to murder federal agent!”
Rinse to establish fascist government. Repeat until media can no longer refute lies.
Step 0 is to hire the dumbest motherfuckers alive who couldn’t even make the cut for regular law enforcement, and appear unable to grasp how one would move out of the way of a vehicle.