Colorado Representative Lauren Boebert’s campaign said that it was “investigating some very unusual voting patterns,” as the MAGA congresswoman was on the brink of losing her reelection bid.
As Democrat Eileen Laubacher’s lead over Boebert grew slightly Thursday in the race to represent Colorado’s 4th District, Boebert’s campaign released a statement suggesting foul play. Scott Gessler, the attorney for the campaign, claimed that the votes had been “trending” in Boebert’s favor since election night, “consistently lowering the margin under one percentage point.”
“We are investigating some very unusual voting patterns and expect this election to head to a recount, one way or another,” Gessler continued.
As of Friday morning, Laubacher was still leading Boebert 48.75 percent to 47.94 percent, with 97 percent reporting. The two candidates had a margin of 3,069 votes, more than three times the automatic recount threshold of 921 votes. Boebert’s campaign could still choose to pay for a recount.
If the voters don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
“It’s only fraud if we lose!”
- Republicans
Try not to jerk anyone off in the parking lot on your way out.
Hey! You! Get back here!
Shit. How long is the line?
37 dicks
In a row?
Tip to tip
But what about girth though? Obviously gonna have to sort for that.
In a row?
36?
36! Does that include me!?!?
…37
No cuts!
That makes sense, the uncut are easier to jerk off.
Yeah. There’s more physical sensation and lube is less required.
And the skin heals faster than whatever tissue makes up the head.
Bit more work to keep clean, but I highly recommend being uncut.
Oh sure, tell me that now!
You can actually reverse it.
The real reason for the prevalence of circumcision was to discourage “self-abuse”.
I don’t think it worked.
Go see a movie. And watch it this time.
I hear Beetlejuice has a Happy Ending.
“If I win, it’s the will of the people. If you win, you cheated.”
- Morons and Liars
Fascists in general
- Morons and Liars
Fuck off into irrelevance, you pedo protector
We forgot you existed. Please go away.
Doesn’t she have neglected grandchildren to ignore?
She has a son charged with grooming to avoid visiting in court, at the very least.
Under the agreement, Tyler Boebert received a two-year deferred judgment that would have allowed him to avoid a felony conviction if he successfully completed probation.
That changed after Tyler Boebert pleaded guilty in Weld County to misdemeanor child abuse that did not cause injury. The case stemmed from his toddler son wandering out of a house while unsupervised. A charge stemming from a second alleged child abuse incident was dismissed. A Weld County judge sentenced him Sept. 4 to 12 months of probation and 20 days of work release.
I was wondering which Nazi would break first.
Maybe she should go work out her energy by wanking off some dude in public.
I am surprised none of them except her are screeching and fighting teeth and nails over “election fraud”. They can’t concede defeat, it’s neither in the fascist handtweet (because they can’t read a handbook) and they are all going to be prosecuted. Unless they plan to get AIPAC-funded traitors break D ranks and/or pass milquetoast “we’re not here for revenge” legislature?
I’m scared they’re planning a coup or a Jan. 6 2.0 massacre.
They have no plan yet, we can’t let them regroup
It’s too early. They are all scrambling. She broke early and I’m sure got yelled at.
Right now it feels like 2012 energy, where they were sure they had systems in place to keep things in check, and now they’re regrouping and lashing out at a few of their own on the way. So get ready and be alert. This didn’t destroy MAGA, it just blindsided them.
They sure got even for that black man. 😂😂
If it wasn’t for Obama’s roasting of Trump, we would have gotten a different version of MAGA. That was inevitable. I wonder if we got the better one? What if MAGA had put in place someone more competent, less history, and younger?
Right? That will be the next one though. I think 2028 despite the bullshit. I know, I know, Debbie Doomer, but really look around. It’s been clear for a decade (longer if you pay attention) that there’s like 1.5 political parties in amerikkka, not 2.
I don’t see it as “both sides” but more too many are willing to lean and protect their own interests, so they don’t agree with a lot from the right, but give into them with lots of excuses. Seems like it’s about the same results, but it’s fixable, unlike if half the left was actually Fedderman clones.
To your number - I hope in that viewpoint we have that 0.5, that would be promising for eventual change, as it wasn’t too long ago that having just a few progressive in the House was news.
Bye Felicia
I hope her campaign can’t afford to pay for a recount. Do you need to put down a deposit or something because I wouldn’t trust them to actually pay at all.
I think when Harris wanted it, it was 2 million? But that’s national, should be much cheaper for a state recount. I doubt her party would give her the money.
Buh bye bitch
“Unusual voting patterns” being people actually voting against Republican candidates?
What could have possibly happened to make people change thier votes, it’s highly unusual, people usually just sit there and take it whilst still voting the same way, very strange, only explanation must be voter fraud
Man, we need to forbid conservatives from seeing the results tallied until the final count is determined. Their malformed minds can’t understand why when you continue to count until everything is counted the total number counted at any time will change.
Either I win or it wasn’t fair.
-Whinny Maga
